Here's today's number one LOL story: A 6'1" dude named Rafael Ramos went into a New York Citibank posing as Paul Simon in an effort to withdraw money from Simon's account. It wasn't anything too crazy: The guy just needed $4,300, and he went through some trouble to get it. When he was arrested, Ramos had Simon's Social Security number and had a credit card and a forged license bearing the singer's name. Ramos was charged with attempted larceny, which is just above attempted stealing candy from a baby. Protect your identity kids. Otherwise people that look nothing like you will try to steal four figures from you. [Spinner]
